A foolproof plan to keep Biden in the White House to serve a second term

Snatching victory from the jaws of certain defeat, Biden has the law on his side

As luck would have it, Joe Biden's strategy for hanging onto the presidency into a second term is right out of the Donald Trump playbook.

Because I have friends in high places (the guy washing the windows outside the Oval Office), I now know why Joe Biden is steadfast in his refusal to withdraw from the race or resign from the presidency.

It all goes back to January 6, 2021 when President Donald Trump insisted that his vice president, Mike Pence, had the constitutional  authority to not certify the results of the presidential election held on November 3, 2020.

While Pence declined and managed to somehow wriggle out of the hangman's noose prepared for him by a group of patriotic Americans, Trump has insisted ever since that Pence was not only wrong, but was also a coward. The two are no longer friends, according to my window washing spy.

As was widely reported during last week's Republican convention in Milwaukee, one of the main reasons Trump selected J.D. Vance as his running mate is because Vance says he will boldly and proudly refuse to certify the 2024 election if there's any monkey business that denies Trump the presidency this time around.

There is, of course, just one small problem with Vance's pledge.

Turns out, even if Donald Trump wins this November, J.D. Vance will not be vice president on January 6, 2025, which means he will have no role in certifying or not certifying the Electoral College vote.