The first-ever Wary One quiz for those who think they know their history well

If you gather folks together and take the quiz at the same time, first prize will be the satisfaction that you're the smartest person in the room

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the first history quiz in the short tenure of The Wary One.

It's a one-question quiz, graded pass/fail.

No extra credit allowed.

The answer will be provided at the end of this segment, but cheating will result in an "F" on your official transcript.

The one question is: Who spoke the following eloquent words?

Major Free Hint: For eight years this person lived just a mile from Yolo County.

Second Major Free Hint: This person once was a Major League Baseball play-by-play announcer on the radio.

Third Major Free Hint: This person would have loved Dutch Bros in Davis had it been around when this person lived so close by.

Fourth Major Free Hint: This person would have loved having the Jelly Belly factory nearby.

Fifth and Final Major Free Hint: These words were spoken on January 19, 1989.

Here, uninterrupted, are the words in question.