Trump triumphs - trying to explain the unexplainable

A novel idea on how to spend Davis' newfound $11 million

IOWA - THAT'S WHERE THE TALL TALES GROW ... Wow. No other word comes to mind.

The late-arriving Iowa Poll, which had been deadly accurate going all the way back to the War of 1812, gave Harris supporters confidence that she was on the path to victory as it leaned 47-44 in her favor in a bright red state. Meaning that even if she didn't actually win Iowa, she would certainly sweep Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania and maybe even Kansas and Saskatchewan.

Donald Trump stomped all over that 47-44 forecast, winning the state 56-42.

The Field of Dreams turned into the Field of Screams when those results rolled into Democratic Party headquarters.

For the once-revered Iowa Poll, that's like reaching the Super Bowl before a packed stadium, then losing 120-0.

A WORD OF ADVICE ... Probably best to get whatever vaccinations you think you might need before new U.S. Surgeon General RFK Jr. makes it a felony for anyone to give you a shot.

Also, updating your passport might not be a bad idea. Unless you are here illegally, in which case you probably don't need a passport to be escorted out of the country by the newly sworn-in Trump Troops.

A TIME TO HEAL ... As I watched Donald Trump's victory speech, I had to burp when he said he would "heal" the country.

This from a man who the day before the election told a packed rally that Nancy Pelosi is a "B-word" (and actually mouthed the word) and whose running mate on the day before the election told a crowd that the sitting vice president of the United States was "trash" and that he was going to "take out the trash" on election night.

Those guys have a lot of kissing and making up to do before this nation heals.