We are all living the best life in the best town in the best state in the best country in the world

One mistake, however, can doom your reputation in the brutal court of public opinion

So, you live in The City of All Things Right and Relevant.

You have a PhD, an MD, a JD, a DVM and a cabin at Tahoe.

You buy all your fruits and vegetables from local farmers and have never set foot inside a big box store.

You've heard of Woodland, but have never been there.

You got married on top of Half Dome during an eclipse of the moon.

You have 2.4 kids who all scored 1,600 on the SAT.

You referee youth soccer on Saturday mornings.

You believe in global warming.

You have been vaccinated against COVID, measles, mumps, rubella, diphtheria, whooping cough, polio, rabies, smallpox, West Nile, bird flu and premature baldness.