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As I sit in a hotel room waiting for our daughter and her family to give us the go-ahead to come over, I read this to my husband and we chucked and gave it a double "thumbs up". A couple of decades ago, I memorized the poem "A Visit From St. Nicholas" and thought to try to recite it now. I guess, if you practice a well-known poem enough, it never leaves you. Tonight, I hope to delight, our daughter and family with a performance.

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Thanks so much, Diane. Hope you have the merriest of Christmases

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now do a version with Captain Kirk and Mister Spock

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I'm not flying on the Starship anymore

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Sometimes inspiration hits when you least expect it.

Great job than and now, Bob

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Thanks so much, John

Merry Christmas to you and your family

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Whoops: thEn and now...

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I remember this well, Bob. Classic stuff, particularly to a Star Wars fan. Lois and I were living in London when the third one in the series came out, and a movie theater in central London showed all of them one right after the other. Went on about 10 hours, ending up about 1:00 in the morning. We raised the average age of the patrons by a good 10 years, but we saw them all. Had to walk home across London because the tube shut down at midnight in those days. And to all a good night… have a good one, friend.

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That must have been quite the experience in London. My oldest son, Ted, would have loved it.

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Great piece. Bob

(Or should we say, Great Peace✌🏼?)

—“The Force is strong in this one…”

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Thanks, Bill. A fun one to remember.

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I loved it more now than I did way back then!

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That makes me very happy, Len

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This reprint will surely win you a Pulitzer.

Thank you for all the laughs.

Merry Christmas, Bob 🎄🌟🎄

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Merry Christmas, Catherine. So appreciate your comments.

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And it took me seven years to understand your witty children's book reference, Bob, to "Tyrannosaurus Wrecks" in a column that you wrote about UCD ordering that the grandstands at Toomey Field come down. I sent you a video of the carnage in progress at the time (but unfortunately didn't save it).

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Seven years is pretty quick, Adrian

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